Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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