that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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