WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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