You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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