How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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