did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm too high and old for this...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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