he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
This girl is more easily done than said...
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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