im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And then my night got REAL pukey
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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