thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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