Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Everything about him screamed your future.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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