Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
