actually, I'm a sock model
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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