you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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