i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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