You can't special order awesome
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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