I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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