apparently the secret to your success is patron
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
