When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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