so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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