After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
