mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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