i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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