she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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