If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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