Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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