nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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