Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I wish there were birth control emojis
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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