Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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