I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I don't deserve a penis
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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