Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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