I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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