Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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