going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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