You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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