Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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