im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Bring me that man meat
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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