Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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