The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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