Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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