god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
