Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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