What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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