Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
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sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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