great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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