I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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