He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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