North Korea, Best Korea!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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