Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
i think my tv is drunk
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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