question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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