hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just invented taco cereal.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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